Cataractapult, Model: 9000 Retina Remover

*EYE PATCH SOLD SEPARATELY*

Ensure the security of your desk with this Safety Squint Calibrator!
Amaze your frenemies and disgruntle your supervisor!
Performs double duty as a pest remover!

*ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS* https://youtu.be/QU3l2sSi1_A

Each solder-it-yourself-kit contains one Cataractapult assembly. That's the basal platen, twang arm, scoop and trigger latch.

That's four aerospace grade components all made from high quality FR4!
Contains real fiberglass, just like NASA uses in SPACE!
Pre-famulated with genuine tinned copper, straight from the creation of the Universe!
WOW! Is what you'll say when they solder it all together (prior to yelling "NOT MY GOOD EYE!)

*ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS* https://youtu.be/QU3l2sSi1_A

*DANGER! THIS TOY IS NOT FOR MORONS, BUT IT IS FOR DORKS, NERDS, JACKASSES AND BOGANS.*
*SAFETY GLASSES NOT INCLUDED, BUT HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, YA BIG SISSY.*